...hates germs.
...like cats better than dogs. Dogs are cute and all. But they are so cute that he wants to cut their ears and eat them for breakfast. On the other hand, he thinks that cats have a menacing aura, they could scratch, bite, and spit a hairball. people even imitate their walk. they are so useful that there is even a pokemon modelled after them (meowth). there is no dog pokemon, by the way.
...dont smile. He just shows his teeth - his sharp, germ-free, canine-like teeth.
...loves eggs. Eggs make the world go round. Two sunny-side up eggs with rice and anything fried, makes him show his teeth, his sharp, germ-free, canine-like teeth.
...is a minion of Wilhelmina Slater, Queen of All Evil.
...sometimes, watches TV shows and movies but cheers for the villain not the protagonist (haha)
...is brave but stands no chance against Chuck Norris.
...is a big fan of Supernatural and can't wait for Season 5.
...likes long, slender, and white lady legs.
...might get seduced by Megan Fox and Katy Pery if he is trapped in one room with them only wearing lingeries
...is an insomiac.
...likes hugs better than kisses.
...Prince is a pseudonym and is not the author's real name.
...is a recovering workaholic.
...goes further with Milo everyday.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
may dog pokemon!
ReplyDeleteeto hug :)
i love the color black have you tried green eggs literally?
uhmm. ok. my time to rebut. hehe.
ReplyDelete1. Regarding that there is no dog Pokemon? Probably your right. But on the other hand, there is a certain Pokemon, ARCANINE (which evolves from Growlithe by means of a Fire Stone) which is a complete resemblance of "Ryukyuan Shisa", which is, mind you, a cross between a lion and a DOG. Just something to ponder on.
2. Just go easy on the eggs. Egg yolks contain much cholesterol than egg whites. Ayt?
3. Hugs are indeed better than kisses. Although at times, kisses may open doors leading to many opportunities.
4. Germs? Now who the hell on earth loves germs? Yet sometimes, playing in the rain, soaking in the mud and all that jazz creates simple joys and priceless moments that money cannot buy. Just always remember to clean up. Kasi, ang germs, hindi binebeybi, pinapatay! :)